Artist: Half Man Half Biscuit http://www.hmhb.co.uk/ Track: Shit Arm, Bad Tattoo Album: Achtung Bono Tabber: Woodshed INTRO E VERSE 1 E B I could have put my head in a bucket full of porridge A E B And moaned about the hospital market scheme E B I would have saved fourteen pounds A E B That I just splashed out on your second album A E For that's what it's akin to Bb F E And further more CHORUS A D You've got a shit arm B E And that's a bad tattoo RIFF A A F e|-------------------------1--1--1-1-1-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------1--1--1-1-1-------------------------------------| G|---7-6-4-6-4-6-----------2--2--2-2-2-------------------------------------| D|-------------------------3--3--3-3-3-------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------| A D You've got a shit arm B E And that's a bad tattoo Riff A VERSE 2 E B If you're going to quote from the Book of Revelation A E B Don't keep calling it the Book of Revelations E B There's no 's', it's the Book of Revelation A E B As revealed to St. John the Divine A E See also Mary Hopkin Bb F E She must despair CHORUS A D You've got a shit arm B E And that's a bad tattoo Riff A A D You've got a shit arm B E And that's a bad tattoo Riff A Authentic Celtic band GUITAR SOLO E A E A e|-----------------------------------------------------------------| B|-----------------------------------------------------------------| G|--/9---9-------9--9----9--9--9--9--9--9-7-9--9-------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E A E A e|----------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------5---5--------------------------------------| D|------5---5---5-7--------7---7-----7------------------5----5--5-7-----| A|--7-7---7---7------------------------------7-7---7--7-----------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| C B C B C B e|---8--8-8\7-7-7--8--8-8\7-7-7--8---8-8\7-7-7--------------------------| B|---8--8-8\7-7-7--8--8-8\7-7-7--8---8-8\7-7-7--------------------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E e|---/12--------------12-12--------12-12--------------------------------| B|---/12--------------12-12--------12-12--------------------------------| G|-------------12b14--------12b14---------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| C B C B C B E e|---8--8-8\7-7-7--8--8-8\7-7-7--8---8-8\7-7-7-----/12\-----------------| B|---8--8-8\7-7-7--8--8-8\7-7-7--8---8-8\7-7-7-----/12\-----------------| G|----------------------------------------------------------------------| D|----------------------------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------------------------| A E Advent in the high street Bb F E I point and sing A Busk when it's Christmas E F You only busk when it's Christmas CHORUS A D You've got a shit arm B E And that's a bad tattoo Riff A A D You've got a shit arm B E And that's a bad tattoo A D B E Shit arm, bad tattoo (repeat) A D You've got a shit arm E G A And that's a bad tattoo